Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Dear idiot fake-WoW-admin spammer:

Yes, you. You with the fake Blizzard email address.

Just knock it off. Seriously. I get several fake "Your account has violated EULA section XYZ," "For account security we need you to..." and similar emails a week now. It's past pathetic.

I don't normally do this, but I'm going to help you out here. Do you want to know why these emails don't work on me? I'll give you a hint. No, it's not spelling errors, or the fact I DO check out links before ever clicking on them, or my email program saying "This looks like a scam!" or anything similar. Admittedly, all those and more were the reasons I didn't fall for it in Aion, but this is about WoW.

No, the reason I don't fall for your little scheme is this. I don't have a WoW account. Never had, other than a trial, oh, five years ago where I decided I hated the way the game looked and played.

Now stop wasting my time and leave me the hell alone. Thanks.

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